The Midnight Groomer

2026-04-24T00:13:48-07:00

Type: Cat Hair Removal
Price: 24.99

Black clothes. A cat. This is the solution.

Cat hair has no loyalty. It finds black fabric, dark upholstery, and the one outfit you needed clean this morning with equal enthusiasm. Lint rollers run out. Tape leaves residue. Washing is not a strategy.

The Midnight Groomer works differently. A single pass across any fabric surface and the electrostatic bristle face captures and lifts hair — then rolls it inward toward the centre seam, gathering it into a single line ready to peel away. No scattering. No residue. Just hair, collected and gone.

How it works

The cleaning face is covered in fine two-way directional bristles that work in both directions — no right or wrong stroke. As you move across a surface, the bristles use static charge to lift embedded hair and guide it toward the centre seam where it collects in a neat, removable line. Peel it off and you're done.

The reverse side is a flexible mesh backing — not for cleaning, but for fit. It conforms to the shape of your hand and gives across curved surfaces like sofa arms, seat cushions, and rounded chair backs. The glove sits securely without a tight elastic grip.

It works on clothes, sofas, car seats, cushions, bedding, and carpet. The bristles rinse clean under the tap in seconds, releasing the collected hair completely. There's nothing to replace.